June 6th, 2008 by dopey77

just check this out !! ….

The Many Uses Of Vodka

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It seems Vodka has more usefulness to it than just getting people inebriated.

The next time you’re looking for an interesting solution to some of lifes little problems like running out of mouthwash or not knowing how to clean up vomit stains, then remember to try these out.

Remove bandages painlessly, first saturate the bandage with vodka, which will then dissolve the adhesive.

Clean bathtubs and showers, fill a spray bottle with vodka, spraythe bath and shower, leave for 5 minutes and then wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka actually kills mould and mildew.

Clean your glasses. Just wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka.

Prolong the life of your razor blades by filling a cup with vodka and soaking your razor blade after shaving. The vodka not only disinfects the blade but also prevents rusting.

Vomit stains? No Problem. Simply spray vodka on the stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

Use vodka on your face as an astringent. It cleanses the skin and tightens the pores.

Now that’s my kind of shampoo! Add a splash of vodka to a bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

To treat dandruff, mix 1 cup vodka with 2 teaspoons crushed rosemary. Let it sit for 2 days, strain through a coffee filter then massage into your scalp and let dry.

Make your own mouthwash! Mix 9 tablespoons of cinnamon with 1 cup of vodka. Seal in an airtight container for 2 weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rinse your mouth but of course remembering NOT to SWALLOW.

Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

Treat earache. A few drops of vodka in your ear for a few minutes, then drained, will kill the bacteria causing pain in your ear.

Fill a spray bottle with vodka and spray bees or wasps to kill them. Or possibly just make them very drunk………hope they’re not mean drunks….!

A 1/2 cup of vodka and a 1/2 cup of water in a freezer bag when frozen, will make a reusable ice pack for aches, pains or black eyes.

Fill a clean, empty jar with freshl lavender flowers. Pour in vodka, seal the lid and set it in the sun. After 3 days strain the liquid,and apply to aches and pains.

Vodka applied to a cold sore will help it dry out.

Vodka, when applied directly to the skin can act as a local anesthetic for wounds and blisters.

To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back.

To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

Vodka can also help make the opposite sex look more attractive than they really are, or plied with enough vodka, a member of the opposite sex can find you more attractive than you really are! So if all else fails, tip the bottle up and drink it!!

June 6th, 2008 by dopey77

One Real DOPE!

marijuana cannabis

There was this 35 year old Adelaide man who could be considered a real dope.

He was growing cannabis in his house recently when it was broken into. He then rang the police and alerted them to the fact that 6 men had broken in and were stealing his dope. Definitely not the brightest crayon in the pack!

By the time police arrived, the thieves had already fled. The police then left and came back again later with a drugs warrant, searched the house and found 6 more hydroponic marijuana plants.

Funnily enough, he found himself charged with cultivating cannabis plants for sale. Somehow he never saw that one coming!

27th march 2008

March 27th, 2008 by dopey77

yes ! i guess you could assume im bloggin again…   

today wasnt interesting at all,a real bore actually.I slept lateeeee last night tryin to complete my homework,to be exact my ”moral tugasan” n ”kerja amal”,which obviously i didnt end up finishin at all..LOL i managed to complete only 1 tugasan. WHY? thanks to my parents,i was engrossed in my work,until my whole family came barging into my room screaming ”lets playyyy cards”.Obviously knowing me,i conviniently said ”hell yeaaahh” n tagged along.It was a whole drama,dad wanted to win real bad,did i mention we were playing gin-rami counting scores n all.It was a real hyped up game of cards, funny huh ? yea tell me abt it!   

        Today mornin i had to practically drag myself outta bed.It was torture ! REAL TORTURE! even worse was the fact i had to attend moral class without finishin my tugasan! DENG ^^ OoOOoO.LOL in the end i ended up ponteng-ing moral class.mwahahhahah damn im fab ! jade,di n gel followed me back after school,grabbed sum lunch and ate real fast before tuition teacher came.lol our usual routine before physics tuition.supposed to have gone for handball trainin after tuition but argh i was too tired ..lyn so sorry.ill make it up to u tomzz,promise!

life after e-fever (examination fever)

November 5th, 2007 by dopey77

      Exams are all over.. ahhaha cant u see my face glowing? ahaha.. well friday night there was a small party at my place..ordered pizza n fooled around.. nufin much.. but yeh it was fun.. ahah by the end of the night me lyn rin n jess had gulped down a lil vodka.. aahaha.. my mom found out n screamed her head off.. only coming to find my dad was the one who let us drink n offered the vodka bottle to us.. ahahaha it was hilarious..so yea.. that was a lil celebration..

        On Saturday.. jess n me.. went job hunting.We went to pyramid.. believe it annot… we entered almost every single shop in the whole mall..n obviously got rejected by everyone aahha..some said ”ILL CALL YOU BACK BY MONDAY”.. dumbasses..im finally comin to my sences that they were probably tryin to be nice n say we will call u back..instead of.."no! get the hell out of my shop" LOL.. haihzz.. i kinda feel uselessssss… now i know wats it like… people are really MEAN !! grrrrrr…. oowh yea then i went into adidas… n they told me ” we only hire chinese people” i was like blardy hell damn racist wei.. ahaha i pitty jess thou.. cause..she was like next to me.. when i started askin for the manager.. haihzz… sorry jess. ahahahah.. well there was a whole load of drama at the adidas store.. im glad i made noise thou.. come on man.. its total descrimination ! hmmpppfffff…

          Well n today.. i went to parade to look for a job myself.. n when i got there i didnt wanna go askin around again.. cause i didnt wanna feel depressed… ahahah so i didnt bother.. i made my way to MPH bookstore.. grabbed a few magazines.. sat my ass down n was totally engrossed ! The amount of celebrity gossip i had missed was unbeliveable..during the exam period.. i hardly went online,hardly bought magazines and hardly any tv… so yeh that explains y i missed out on all the celebrity gossip.. Neways..mikesh came pick me up for lunch.. i was like super hungry.. so much so my stomach was actually croakin.. ahahha then i followed mikesh to go do his driving license.. ahahah it was a long wait.. ahha but was really fun thou.. hahhah then we ended up in asia cafe.. playin pool.. I had an utterly splendid time….damn i love mikesh.. heheh

WHAT NEXT?

October 10th, 2007 by dopey77

HMMMMMM…

well i had exams yesterday n today..it was kinda nerve wrecking at first..but ah wat the hell u noe me…hahah i did it… ahha..but i dunu abt the results la…

im have come to a point in my life… where i think that my life is not what i want..i happen to read summones blog today…n my mind ran in all directions..from left to right.. n it got me thinkin that im absolutely not in control of my life. It made me realise how different i have become over this short period of time..the funny thing is.. ive always kinda realised it at the bck of my mind.. but its like i never wanted to admit it.I have failed in many ways..n i want to go back to being my old self.. who was strong n never taken advantage off..i have become so fragile …n this was never me.. I AM GOING TO CHANGE…im gonna stand up n take full control of my life.. n live like there is no tommorw n be stronger than never ever before and nobody is ever going to step on me again….. the amount of hatred i have in me is unbeliveable.. i want to throw it all away n have an attitude where i dont give a shit abt anythin… that way i noe ill be happy… believe me… I AM GOING TO CHANGE…

–the new me–

TO MY FRIENDS…

September 24th, 2007 by dopey77

I AM THE LUCKIEST GIRL ALIVE.. TO HAVE MY GROUP OF FRIENDS..

i love u guys with all my heart… u dont noe how happy i am to have u guys in my life.. u guys have supported me all the way thru.. my ups n downs..even thru the hardest moments in my life u guys were there to lift me up… n still be able to put a smile on my face.. lyn i love u sooo much…u made me find true self in all the mess..jessica.. u were always there to comfort me n tell me everythin was gonna be allright..jade..who always had the most sensible things to say…n was always by my side..rin..who has always been there to keep me comfortable.. n check up on me once in a while n always is there for me when i need her..sui ying… no matter how down i was..u lifted me up n always made me smile in the end..sharleen.. hu always hugged me n told me everythin would be fine..di n angel… who both would always be debating ..with each other.. n kept me always on top of the word…jonathan n norman.. who are always there for me…

I LOVE U GUYS

i will always remember everythin you have all done for me… i wouldnt trade anythin in the world for u guys.. u guys mean the world to me..Even words cant describe how i feel for u guys.. u guys really done noe how much i appreciate the things you guys have done to keep me alive… I will forever love u guys…

I AM THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD…

Fucking PISSING OFF..

September 21st, 2007 by dopey77

wateva la excuse my language….

im damn freakin pissed off as u can see… why"?… cause la damn alot of things have been happenin recently…like what? PN.CHOO my stupid asshole ”tooting” maths teacher..shouted at me.. when i was busy playin with my tissue in class… i was super silent.. i didnt even utter a word! AND she comes up to my table n hits my table and says..”u go answer the question on the board.. u talk so much” i got damn freakin pissed with her man… SHE SHOUTED AT ME OKAYHH! sooooooo.. u noe wut i did.. i shouted at her back…kau kau wei… i seriously couldnt tahan… haihzzzzz…i was damn pissed off la…

Then few hours later… i got accused of killin the fishes in the pond..wat the fuck man>??  which moron would think i killed those poor innocent fishes…guess who accused me,.. pn.zubaidah! that old haggardddddddddd freakkkkkkkk…. she is a total pain in the ass… so when she accused me of killin the fishes… i said ”yes” i killed the fishes… just to piss her off even more.. hahahaha but I DIDNT KILL THOSE FISHES KAY! they died cause the pond had lack of oxygen.. even an idiotcould tell how those fishes died! ahahahha… so she told me…”if the other fishes die tomrw ill come lookin for you!” so i told her.. ill try my level best to kill the other fishes.. before tomorw” you shoud have seen her face man..it was so damn damn funny…i pissed her of to the max…..

OTHER THAN THAT !!!!!!!!!

well… generally im jus pissed off… im pissed off with everyone! im NOT PMSIN for your info.. but im jus pissed off at everyone!… haihzzz… i really dont noe y but everyone irritates me to the core.. at times i jus feel like slappin summone…i havent really got raging mad in a long long time… ahizhzz…. maybe thats why! gawd…i think i jus probably need a holiday… go to Barbados or the Bahamas or sumfin like that… go with my friends…as in all my girlfriends.. lyn,jessica,airin,jade,didi n angel… I NEED A REALAXIN HOLDAY! where i jus need to laugh n not stress tooo damn much…i need to be like before.. where i jus act like an ass … like laughin so hard.. i fall or either my stomach hurts…IM STRESSED RITE NOW! freakin exams are comin… n i feel like a assclown!!!…its fucked up la…seriously its damn fucked up!….

btw sorry for the foul language… i was PISSED.. n needed to let it all out!.. hmpppfff

dumppp dumpty dumptt.. LOL

September 15th, 2007 by dopey77

i went shoppin. wahahahaah….

i went to one utama… yeay yeay i bought this gorgeous pair of heels… ahahah..i cant wait to wear them out… but the dilema is… i cant go out until my exams are over… ahhizhhzzzz watta sad thing huh? ahaha yea i noe tell me abt it..i also bought a couple more stuff.. ahahah but im not tellin yea,… ahahah… oowh yea did i mention i am SICK ?… gawdd my nose feels like its about to explode any mintute now..n my throat feels like its gonna tear appart..hahah arent i dramatic?..hell yeahhh!.. well i couldnt sleep last night cause my nose was runnin… lol not literally runnin…argh u get wat i mean! i think i almost finished one box of tissues.. ahahah serious la!… well anyway..from last night to now.. nothin has improved..im still SICK!..

my hairr?? well if u wanna noe how its goin?>

i think its goin well .. ahahah a lil tough managing it.. but im surviving..its not that bad after all..exept when u experience those stupid bad hairdays… stressing dowwwhhh! ahahah…

im out… xoxo

watta way to spend ur sat night

September 8th, 2007 by dopey77

ahaha… watta day to spend my saturday night…

there was this weddin dinner i had to attend..whoz? ahahah dont ask me ! i didnt even noe who the hell was gettin married.. n my mom forced my sorry ass to attend the weddin dinner…sooooooooo… i got ready …n we went to nikko hotel,kl… the cocktails were superb.. ahahah that was the only good thing that night…at our table… we knew no one ! no one at all… my bro n me.. were sittin like stupid idiots n jus talkin to each other.. at times like this .. where i really appreciate my bro…both of us were jus sittin there n condemning everyone .. hahhaha it was funny thou.. ahahah…haihzz…watta day !

sleepy sleepy sleepy!

September 7th, 2007 by dopey77

The day before i slept at 4.00 am.. wat was i doin? well let me enlighten you.. i was doin my freakin biology notes.. to pass up the next day..stupid pn.khanda made us all do it.. if not.. 4 marks would be deducted from our finals.. REDICULOUS aint it? yea i noe tell me abt it !…

Then… i woke up at 6.00 am that mornin ..got ready n went to school..I was dead sleepy in class.. my eyes couldnt keep open but i didnt sleep in class.. instead i was piled up with leo stuff… pn.chong wanted it all given to her by the end of the day.. so yeh ,,, between lessons i had to complete the leo attendance list… for like 100 over members ! ITS CALLED TORTURE! .. neways i managed to finish it in time… ahhahah damn im so proud of myself. mwahahah.. i came back home.. n i could hear my bed callin me… LOL… i jumped into bed n slept till 6 in the evenin.. ahahah.. which after that my mom started shoutin at me.. sad case huh?> ahaha yea i noe !… then owh yea.. after that i went bike driftin… well that was wat atleast my bro called it.. aahahah funny la… i fell down cause my bro forgot to tell me he had removed the breaks from my bike..haihz.. watta day aint it?